The Office

The Office Season 6 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 6 Episode 17: "The Delivery"

Michael: I would like you to meet your new boyfriend.
Kevin: Yes!
Erin: I don't know what to say.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam's mom [to Pam]: Love you.
Michael [to Pam's mom]: Love you, too... as a friend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Wanna count her fingers and toes again?
Jim: No. Let her rest. I'm sure there are still 12 of each.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phyllis: I have an ice cream cake in the car.
Michael: Go! Go! Go! Are you insane?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Gotta go wash my eyes. That kid's gonna have a lot of hair.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jim: She's also fully effaced, which... I don't know what that is.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I love escorting people... I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Should I bring a dictionary?
Oscar: The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Michael: Is it midnight yet?
Phyllis: It's 4:35.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michael: No one touch Pam's nipples! Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Phyllis: I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club.
Michael: I don't think anyone wants to see that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kelly: Pam, you are a woman warrior.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Michael: I'm sort of a master of distraction. When I was a kid, my mom received complaints left and right from my teachers that I would distract everyone around me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Andy: Speaking as a former baby, don't get too hung up on baby names.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: We're calling an audible. That's her call because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle... who happened to get her pregnant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight [to Angela]: Bear my child. I wanna have a child for business reasons and I want you to be the mother. If you agree, say nothing. If you disagree, say anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: [The baby] wasn't conceived here. Burning Man. Port-o-potty!
Michael: Yuck! TMI! How was it? Tell me later.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Contramptions! She's contrampting!
 • Rating: Unrated

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