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The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 7 Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"

Michael: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.
Holly: Why?
Michael: Because without Andy's mom there's no plot, and without any plot there is no movie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limosuine drivers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Holly: Is there any way I can get a hand with these please?
Erin: I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss's pretty friend to arrive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: I looked [Holly] up online. There's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: There is nothing classier than boring jazz music...I am here to tell ya.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: The name is Bond...Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken not stirred.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michael: Thank you Scranton Strangler. I love you. You just took one more person's breath away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Toby: Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.
Michael: That was the worst joke ever.
 • Rating: Unrated

Toby: I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.
Michael: Oh because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you? And they finally caught up with you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon cutting ceremony? I do. Two.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight [to Jim]: Oh my God, it's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with Poppa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? Hmmm? It's not even real snow. Look it's dusting. Pitiful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe (to cameraman): Yes, Erin and I are still dating. Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: At its worst it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best, it planned parties.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kelly: I can't get anything lately unless I threaten to kill myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 10: "China"

Nate: I wasn't here.
Pam: What?
Nate: I wasn't here. It's a pretty common saying. You might want to log it away for future use.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: We have a colleague with the same name. You're not a liar too are you.
Other Pam: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight: Damn it Pam! Get out!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: You've been watering down the soap?
Dwight: Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?
Michael: Yes!
 • Rating: Unrated

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