The Office Season 7 Quotes
I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.Michael
I got a couple love bumps on my ding dong, so... game over.Todd Packer
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.
I think the ants are waking up â€” they need to start farming soon!Erin
So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.Stanley
Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.
We can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.Michael
I have very little patience for stupidity.Kevin
Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a Warlord's jester. Meredith will be okay.Dwight
I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass. I'm angry and I love you.Michael
If doing "The Scarn" is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!"Todd Packer
Goldenface: Sorry about your friend, Scarn.
Michael Scarn: The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man's a wanted animal rapist.