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I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.

Michael

I got a couple love bumps on my ding dong, so... game over.

Todd Packer

Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.

I think the ants are waking up — they need to start farming soon!

Erin

So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.

Stanley

Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.

We can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.

Michael

I have very little patience for stupidity.

Kevin

Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a Warlord's jester. Meredith will be okay.

Dwight

I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass. I'm angry and I love you.

Michael

If doing "The Scarn" is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!"

Todd Packer

Goldenface: Sorry about your friend, Scarn.
Michael Scarn: The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man's a wanted animal rapist.

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The Office Season 7 Quotes

Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?

Jim

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight