The Office Season 7 Quotes

I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.

Michael

I got a couple love bumps on my ding dong, so... game over.

Todd Packer

Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.

I think the ants are waking up — they need to start farming soon!

Erin

So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.

Stanley

Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.

We can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.

Michael

I have very little patience for stupidity.

Kevin

Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a Warlord's jester. Meredith will be okay.

Dwight

I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass. I'm angry and I love you.

Michael

If doing "The Scarn" is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!"

Todd Packer

Goldenface: Sorry about your friend, Scarn.
Michael Scarn: The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man's a wanted animal rapist.

The Office Season 7 Quotes

Hey, Dwight I don't know if you've heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird back packs instead of cups like regular people...oh you did hear.

Jim

...because I had a great summer. I got Wes Nile Virus. Lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. Stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw Inception, or at least I dreamt I did.

Michael

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