He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned? Then what was the point of spilling the drink on me?


Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.

Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five.

Michael (as Scarn)

Heads I do it. Tails I don't. Best out of seven.

Michael (as Scarn)

Pam: No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay?
Creed: Thanks mom.

After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting, and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie...Threat Level Midnight.


Oscar: Go on. Kiss each other already.
Kevin: Suck it Oscar. This must kill you.

Michael: Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!

Dwight: Do more stupid faces!
Kevin: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.

I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. That's what she said.


Yeah, whatever. No big deal. The hottest girl in the world loves me.


The Office Season 7 Quotes

Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.


Two eyes, two ears, a chine, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you her