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Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.

Michael

I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.

Michael

Dwight: And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation?
Michael: Pro.

No more pda. You win. But here's what we are gonna do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook up zone. Anything goes.

Michael

Whispering and tickling have their place in business.

Michael

Gabe: Look at Jim and Pam. They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.
Jim: Did it. Love it. Keep it goin'.

Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.

Kevin

Pam: What else was there?
Jim: Bottomless champagne.
Pam: Yes. We never found that bottom did we?

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael

Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.

Phyllis

Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a desert island in dog costumes. I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo.

Gabe [reading]

Michael: I just miss you so much.
Holly: I missed you too.
Michael: Really?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael: Can I kiss you?
Holly: Yeah.

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The Office Season 7 Quotes

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight

I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.

Dwight