Packer: Yeah you know how to read a menu!
Kevin: He's right. I could lose some weight.

Dwight: Who's dirt box is this?
Holly: That's our zen garden.
Dwight: What are you growing here, bull crap?

Packer: It's great to be among friends... until then, you suckers will do.
Kevin: Nice. We got burned.

Michael: Just so you know. He's at his funniest when you give him like five shots. And it also helps if you've had five shots.
Holly: I already have.

Michae: Angela loves pussycats, Packer loves...
Angela: Don't!
Michael: I was going to say dogs!

If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.

Andy

I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.

Michael

I got a couple love bumps on my ding dong, so... game over.

Todd Packer

Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.

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