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Deangelo: Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan.
Michael: No Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar.

Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael (as Jim): Oh I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?

I can't just dump him Pam. I'm not like you. I can't be mean.

Erin

Pam: Why don't you want to eat lunch with your boyfriend?
Erin: I really don't like spending time with him.

I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries.

Jim

This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?

Michael

Deangelo: You sir, we having fun tonight?
Jim: Having a great time.
Deangelo: Oh good, good. Where were you on September 11th?

Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.

I love banter, but I hate witty banter.

Kevin

Always the padawan, never the jedi.

Dwight

Pam: Their breadsticks are like crack.
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.

Anything can happen at the Dundies. They're like the Golden Globes only less mean.

Michael
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The Office Season 7 Quotes

Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?

Jim

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight