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Deangelo: Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan.
Michael: No Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar.

Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael (as Jim): Oh I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?

I can't just dump him Pam. I'm not like you. I can't be mean.

Erin

Pam: Why don't you want to eat lunch with your boyfriend?
Erin: I really don't like spending time with him.

I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries.

Jim

This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?

Michael

Deangelo: You sir, we having fun tonight?
Jim: Having a great time.
Deangelo: Oh good, good. Where were you on September 11th?

Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.

I love banter, but I hate witty banter.

Kevin

Always the padawan, never the jedi.

Dwight

Pam: Their breadsticks are like crack.
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.

Anything can happen at the Dundies. They're like the Golden Globes only less mean.

Michael
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The Office Season 7 Quotes

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight

I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.

Dwight