Deangelo: Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan.
Michael: No Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar.

Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael (as Jim): Oh I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?

I can't just dump him Pam. I'm not like you. I can't be mean.

Erin

Pam: Why don't you want to eat lunch with your boyfriend?
Erin: I really don't like spending time with him.

I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries.

Jim

This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?

Michael

Deangelo: You sir, we having fun tonight?
Jim: Having a great time.
Deangelo: Oh good, good. Where were you on September 11th?

Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.

I love banter, but I hate witty banter.

Kevin

Always the padawan, never the jedi.

Dwight

Pam: Their breadsticks are like crack.
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.

Anything can happen at the Dundies. They're like the Golden Globes only less mean.

Michael

The Office Season 7 Quotes

Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.

Dwight

Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.