The Office

The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 7 Episode 18: "Garage Sale"

Michael: I am calling because I'm going to have to fire your daughter Holly because she's such a terrible employee. I'm just kidding.
 • Rating: Unrated

Old Lady: How much for the Slip 'n Slide?
Michael: Get lost.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 17: "Todd Packer"

Michael: Packer is going to be here til the day he dies, just like the rest of us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: You've been on the road a long time, and you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Packer: So you two are married now right?
Jim: Yeah.
Packer: That's sweet. How's the sex?
 • Rating: Unrated

Packer: Yeah you know how to read a menu!
Kevin: He's right. I could lose some weight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Who's dirt box is this?
Holly: That's our zen garden.
Dwight: What are you growing here, bull crap?
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Packer: It's great to be among friends... until then, you suckers will do.
Kevin: Nice. We got burned.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Just so you know. He's at his funniest when you give him like five shots. And it also helps if you've had five shots.
Holly: I already have.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michae: Angela loves p***ycats, Packer loves...
Angela: Don't!
Michael: I was going to say dogs!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Todd Packer: I got a couple love bumps on my ding dong, so... game over.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: I think the ants are waking up — they need to start farming soon!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stanley: So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: We can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: I have very little patience for stupidity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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