Michael: I am told there are bears in the Rockies.
Dwight: Where'd you here that? Obvious XM Radio?

Toby Flenderson, please come up here and receive the Extreme Repulsiveness Award...oh that's so mean.

Deangelo

Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother (bleeped).

Michael

Dwight: I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
Michael: Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.

That Phyllis bit...that was pretty good right?

Michael

Gabe, we should break up. I'm not attracted to you. I cringe when you talk.

Erin

The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson. Come on up here you sick bastard.

Michael

Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.

Meredith

CeCe if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bed time. By the way, how'd this get televised?

Jim
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