When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show.

Michael

You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.

Meredith

Do you usually leave your door unlocked...and ajar?

Deangelo

Hey Toby! You suck!

Michael

I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."

Deangelo

If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called "West Coast Whales."

Deangelo

Erin: Michael can you stop talking now, I have to do your lips.
Michael: Don't shave my lips.

Deangelo: Why do you use your name when you answer the phone?
Erin: Oh that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.

Hey Deangelo, what do you think about bald people? I hate them.

Kevin

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.

They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.

Jim

This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.

Michael

The Office Season 7 Quotes

Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.

Dwight

Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.