When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show.


You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.


Do you usually leave your door unlocked...and ajar?


Hey Toby! You suck!


I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."


If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called "West Coast Whales."


Erin: Michael can you stop talking now, I have to do your lips.
Michael: Don't shave my lips.

Deangelo: Why do you use your name when you answer the phone?
Erin: Oh that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.

Hey Deangelo, what do you think about bald people? I hate them.


Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.

They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.


This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.


The Office Season 7 Quotes

Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.


Two eyes, two ears, a chine, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you her