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When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show.

Michael

You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.

Meredith

Do you usually leave your door unlocked...and ajar?

Deangelo

Hey Toby! You suck!

Michael

I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."

Deangelo

If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called "West Coast Whales."

Deangelo

Erin: Michael can you stop talking now, I have to do your lips.
Michael: Don't shave my lips.

Deangelo: Why do you use your name when you answer the phone?
Erin: Oh that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.

Hey Deangelo, what do you think about bald people? I hate them.

Kevin

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.

They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.

Jim

This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.

Michael
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The Office Season 7 Quotes

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight

I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.

Dwight