When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show.

Michael

You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.

Meredith

Do you usually leave your door unlocked...and ajar?

Deangelo

Hey Toby! You suck!

Michael

I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."

Deangelo

If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called "West Coast Whales."

Deangelo

Erin: Michael can you stop talking now, I have to do your lips.
Michael: Don't shave my lips.

Deangelo: Why do you use your name when you answer the phone?
Erin: Oh that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.

Hey Deangelo, what do you think about bald people? I hate them.

Kevin

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.

They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.

Jim

This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.

Michael
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The Office Season 7 Quotes

Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?

Jim

Holly: Michael, you cried at that tag line for a movie you made up.
Michael: He had no arms or legs. He couldn't see, hear or speak. This is how he led a nation.

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