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The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 7 Episode 17: "Todd Packer"

Dwight: Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a Warlord's jester. Meredith will be okay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"

Goldenface: Sorry about your friend, Scarn.
Michael Scarn: The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man's a wanted animal rapist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass. I'm angry and I love you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Todd Packer: If doing "The Scarn" is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: (as Goldenface) Oh someone's coming alright.. the only man who would care - Michael Scarn. See I'm gonna lure him here and I'm gonna kill everybody then I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife and I'm gonna hump her real good. Hahahaha!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jim: I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress the receptionist who will remain nameless.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Darryl: I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it would be good for my daughter to see a black man as president, even in a silly home movie. What a stupid waste of time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: I'm sorry, it is good.
Michael: No, it's not. It's not, but they really seem to be enjoying it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: I am a huge Woody Allen fan, although I've only seen Antz.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again...But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.
Holly: I'm real.
Michael: Yeahhh, you're a real pain in the ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Holly this isn't Ocean's Eleven where you get together with your friends and you just have fun and you don't care about how it turns out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: You should enter it in festivals.
Kevin: Or carnivals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (as Scarn): You jump to the right and you shake a hand, then you jump to the left and you shake their hand. You meet new friends and you tie some yarn. And that's how you do the Scarn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy (as Billy): You got problems? My TV don't work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael (as Scarn): It's gonna take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (as Scarn): Hey Goldenface! Go puck yourself!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned? Then what was the point of spilling the drink on me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael (as Scarn): Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Michael (as Scarn): Heads I do it. Tails I don't. Best out of seven.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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