The Office Season 8 Quotes
Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air? Or was it me?Kevin
I haven't proposed to anyone in years.Andy
A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.Kevin
Robert: Alligators are dinosaurs Dwight. You know that right?
Dwight: Mmmm, it's complicated.
You're a perfectly fine toilet. I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap.Dwight
Dwight: What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight: What do you want?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?! I don't buy it; that doesn't make any sense!...Wow...We figured out your goal...I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
I wish she was in a graveyard, under the ground, with worms coming out of her mouth.Erin
I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple-cinnamon and a maple-brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.Kevin
I'm gonna go do another reverse spit. That's how the cool kids say, get a drink.Erin
Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.Angela
I meant dressed up compared to normal. You usually dress like a ghostbuster.Darryl
You had me at clookies. I can't wait to find out what they are.Nate