The Office Season 8 Quotes
You have to call me by my name, Gabriel Susan Lewis.
Gabe
If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of body guards and go there.
Phyllis
Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.
Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.
Genghis Kahn could take them both down, because he's not afraid to kill children.
Dwight
I can't be hypnotized Dwight. I tried it. I ended up smoking more.
Nellie
Ryan switched his name tag to his pants, so now it's like if you wear yours on your shirt you're a total dip, but if you switch you're a copy cat.
Erin
Paramedic: You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh, who called it? Nothing but net.
It's just rum. I'm not bored, I'm a pirate.
Stanley
I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.
Dwight
Dwight: What is the antidote?
Jim: True love's kiss.
So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis.
Nellie
