You have to call me by my name, Gabriel Susan Lewis.

Gabe

If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of body guards and go there.

Phyllis

Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.

Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.

Genghis Kahn could take them both down, because he's not afraid to kill children.

Dwight

I can't be hypnotized Dwight. I tried it. I ended up smoking more.

Nellie

Ryan switched his name tag to his pants, so now it's like if you wear yours on your shirt you're a total dip, but if you switch you're a copy cat.

Erin

Paramedic: You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh, who called it? Nothing but net.

It's just rum. I'm not bored, I'm a pirate.

Stanley

I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.

Dwight

Dwight: What is the antidote?
Jim: True love's kiss.

So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis.

Nellie
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The Office Season 8 Quotes

A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.

Kevin

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

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