Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?

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I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney-sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster.

Bart

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The knee bone's connected to the something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.

Dr. Nick

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All the good men are either gay or have no face.

Waitress

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Homer: See, Lisa, looks like tomorrow I'll be shoveling ten feet of global warming.
Lisa: Global warming can cause weather at both extremes, hot and cold.
Homer: I see, so you're saying warming makes it colder. Well aren't you the queen of crazy land. Everything the's opposite of everything.

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Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No!
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes!
Homer: But the car's okay?
Lisa / Bart: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.

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Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse: the cosmic ballet goes on.
Man sitting next to Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?

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I traded away my pearls. Without them I'm just a big Maggie.

Lisa

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Queen Elizabeth: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Oh, mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

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Redneck 1: Hey you, let's fight.
Redneck 2: Them's fightin' words!

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That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser.

Ned

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If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.

Homer

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