Dad, we did something very bad! Did you wreck the car? No! ...

Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No!
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes!
Homer: But the car's okay?
Lisa / Bart: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 5: "Treehouse of Horror III"
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they are...making me...dizzy...ugh!
(Faints)

</i> Krusty Doll

(Homer pulls the Krusty Doll's string.)
Krusty Doll: I'm Krusty the Clown, and I don't like you.
(Homer chuckles.)
Krusty Doll: I'm Krusty the Clown, and I'm going to kill you!
Homer: (Chuckles) Didn't even pull the string that time...
Krusty Doll: I said I'm going to kill you! (Points to Homer) You, Homer Simpson!
Homer: Oh yeah? (Tosses the doll aside) With what?
(The Krusty Doll pops up from the other side of the couch, holding a knife; Homer screams.)

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