Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
Lisa: Players play and managers manage.
Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
All the good men are either gay or have no face.Waitress
Homer: See, Lisa, looks like tomorrow I'll be shoveling ten feet of global warming.
Lisa: Global warming can cause weather at both extremes, hot and cold.
Homer: I see, so you're saying warming makes it colder. Well aren't you the queen of crazy land. Everything the's opposite of everything.
Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired!
Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?
Superintendent Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
Principal Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.
Queen Elizabeth: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Oh, mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse: the cosmic ballet goes on.
Man sitting next to Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
I traded away my pearls. Without them I'm just a big Maggie.Lisa
Redneck 1: Hey you, let's fight.
Redneck 2: Them's fightin' words!
Masseuses - half doctors, half hookers that solve everything.Homer
That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser.Ned
Kent: Homer, organised labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Kent: Um, my director is asking me not to talk to you anymore.
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe