Rabbi Krustofski: What did the burning bush say?
Krusty: It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?

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Bart: I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
Krusty: I've never said no to a binge.

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"My dad gave me a gun to hide."

Meg

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"Quagmire who? That's an excellent question."

Homer

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It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf

Homer

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You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus

Homer

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These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's tv.

Moe

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I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.

Grandpa

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The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.

Homer

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The power of Chrysler compels you!

Homer

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It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.

Lisa

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You call that a left testicle, Toot?

Mo

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