Sorry, Carl, it's WWII all over again. America kicks Iceland's ass.

Homer

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Lisa: Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.
Chief Wiggum: Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.

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Marge: I'm a Schwarzenegger wife!
Homer: But you're also the housekeeper. so it's all good.

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Homer: I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.
Bart: Therapy, please.
Lisa: Me too.

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Moe: Read 'em and weep. The novels of Charlotte Bronte.
Carl: I thought we were playing cards.

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Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?

Dolph

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Bart: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
Lisa: At least we hope it's bottom.

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I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.

Milhouse

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Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone?

Patty

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Marge:You can live with your no good son.
Bart: Hey, what did I do?
Marge: Nothing for thirty years. You're perfect for each other.

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Homer: Marge, who would give up eating steak in the matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?
Marge: We don't have that movie here.

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global warming. Huh, by pure coincidence every scientist was right.

Homer

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