The Simpsons
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Homer
It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.
Lisa
You call that a left testicle, Toot?
Mo
Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.
Lisa
This is embarrassing to admit, but I haven't even thought about gels.
Homer
Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.
Homer
Bart: What's a game show?
Homer: Something you make sketches about.
It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.
Don
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!
Homer
Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.
Homer
Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Milhouse: Booyah!
Bart: Now you're not.
Bart: Aw jeez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.
Lisa: Well it would have helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.
