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Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him.
Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

(Watching The Krusty Show)
Bart: I'd give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You'll do as you're told!

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!

Ned

Six simple words, I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

Homer

I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now.

Groundskeeper Willie

Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves.

Principal Skinner

Homer: You know, one day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops.
Chief Wiggum: They are!? Oh no! Ha-have they set a date?

Oh it isn't fair. I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty home pregnancy test!

Bart

The doctor said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Ralph

Uh... so... do you like..... stuff?

Ralph

Guy: Where do you want these beef hearts?
Lunchlady Doris: On the floor.
Guy: It doesnt look very clean.
Lunchlady Doris: Just do your job, heart boy.

Miss Hoover: You may now exchange Valentines.
Ralph: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.

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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

(Watching The Krusty Show)
Bart: I'd give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You'll do as you're told!

Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him.
Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

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