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On Valentine's Day, Lisa feels bad for Ralph and gives him a card.  Ralph mistakes Lisa's pity for love and invites her to Krusty's 29th Anniversary Special.  On national television, Ralph declares his love for Lisa and she publicly humiliates him.  Back at school, in a President's Day play Lisa gets the role of Martha Washington opposite Ralph as George.  She's scared she'll be humiliated again, but Ralph gives a good performance and the two decide to be just friends.

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The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now.

Groundskeeper Willie

(Watching The Krusty Show)
Bart: I'd give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You'll do as you're told!