The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover" Quotes

Grampa: I'm in love... no wait, it's a stroke.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Burns: Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife, Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles! Mind if I come in? I brought chocolates.
Homer: Yabba-dabba-doo!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Well, I'm opposed to the whole thing! Damn opposed!
Bart: He's damn opposed! Damn damn damn opposed!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grampa: I'm gonna smooch her like a mule eating an apple!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Bouvier: I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself.
Mr. Burns: I...Who told you?! ...Oh, ah, yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grampa: Would it be all right with you if I just laid down in the street and died?
Lawyer: Yes, that would be acceptable.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bart: (ordering things over the phone with Homer's wallet) Do you accept the Federal Breast Inspector's card? ...License to Ogle? Vica...Oh, yes of course that's what I meant, Visa. It's these new dentures
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Marge: Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Comic Book Guy: No groaning in my store.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: I have a neat idea. Why don't you get my mother and we can go out to dinner?
Grampa: I'll be back in a jiffy! (gets an old lady in a wheelchair)
Marge: That's not my mother!
Grampa: I'll be back in a jiffy!
Old Lady: Can I come too?
(Homer rolls up his car window)
Old Lady: Oh.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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