Principal Skinner: You're stealing a table?
Homer: I'm not stealing it. Hotels expect you to take a few things. It's a souvenir!
Principal Skinner: Ah. Is that my necktie you're wearing?
Homer: Souvenir.

, ,
Related Quotes:
Homer Simpson Quotes, Principal Skinner Quotes, Agnes Skinner Quotes, The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 20 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
Added by:

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 20 Quotes

Bart: See Lisa, they don't need my help proving Freddy innocent.
Lisa: That's because Mayor Quimby is buying his nephew's freedom.
Bart: The system works.

Bart: (trying to buy a ticket at the Aztec Movie Theater) Look, if I was really under 17 I'd be in school, right?
Ticket seller: Yeah, I guess you are right. Enjoy Boob-a-rama, sir.