The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror IV"" Quotes (Page 2)

(Homer is being sucked into Hell)
Marge: Homer, did you eat that donut?!
Homer: No.
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Homer: It was so nice of Mr. Burns to invite us to his country home in...Pennsylvania!
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Marge: Homer, today Bart's a vampire. Tomorrow he could be smoking!
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Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis Hey, wait a minute! You are a vampire!
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(Homer squeezes bull horn in Bart's ear)
Bart: Ahhhhhh!
Homer: Hey Marge, I found all this stuff at the dock. It was just sitting in some guy's boat.
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Grampa: Quick! We have to kill the boy!
Marge: How did you know he's a vampire?
Grampa: He's a vampire? Ahhh!
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Bart: I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.
Lisa: And?
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Bart: Otto! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!
(Otto looks out his side window and sees Hans Moleman driving.)
Otto: Don't worry, Bart dude. I'll get rid of him.
(Otto slams into the car.)
Hans Moleman: Oh, I just made my last payment.
(Moleman's car almost crashes into a tree, but then explodes.)
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Marge: Lisa, it's not nice to call people vampires. Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked?
Bart & Lisa: Yes.
Homer: (Holding out a pitch black towel) Sure did!
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Homer: Oh, I'd sell my soul for a donut.
(Flanders appears as the devil.)
Devil Flanders: Did I hear someone wanted to sell their soul?
Homer: Flanders?! You're the devil?!
Devil Flanders: It's always the one you least expect isn't it?
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