The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 5: "Treehouse of Horror IV"" Quotes
(Homer is being sucked into Hell)
Marge: Homer, did you eat that donut?!
Blackbeard: (looking at Homer and Marge's wedding picture) Arrgh! This be some sort of treasure map!
Benedict Arnold: Give me that, you idiot! You can't read!
Vampire Burns: (On the intercom) Come in, come in. Ah, more victims for the vicious undead.
Smithers: Uh, you're supposed to let go of the button.
Vampire Burns: Well son of a bi--(lets go of the button)
Marge: I think there is something a little off about him.
Homer: Yeah, his hairdo is so queer.
Vampire Burns: I heard that!
Homer: It was the boy!
This cape is giving me a rash.Vampire Grampa
My mule wouldn't walk in the mud. So I had to put seventeen bullets in him.Groundskeeper Willie
I was watching Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on but I got the gist of it.Lionel Hutz
This chair be high, says I.Blackbeard
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.Homer
Principal Skinner: Pull, Willie, pull!
Groundskeeper Willie: I'm doin' all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle-walker!
Homer: Ahh! Super Fun Happy Slide!
Lisa: No Dad!
Homer: OhhI guess killing will be fun enough.