The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror IV"" Quotes

Homer: Ahh! Super Fun Happy Slide!
Lisa: No Dad!
Homer: OhhI guess killing will be fun enough.
 • Rating: Unrated

Principal Skinner: Pull, Willie, pull!
Groundskeeper Willie: I'm doin' all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle-walker!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blackbeard: This chair be high, says I.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lionel Hutz: I was watching Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on but I got the gist of it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Groundskeeper Willie: My mule wouldn't walk in the mud. So I had to put seventeen bullets in him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vampire Grampa: This cape is giving me a rash.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: I think there is something a little off about him.
Homer: Yeah, his hairdo is so queer.
Vampire Burns: I heard that!
Homer: It was the boy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Vampire Burns: (On the intercom) Come in, come in. Ah, more victims for the vicious undead.
Smithers: Uh, you're supposed to let go of the button.
Vampire Burns: Well son of a bi--(lets go of the button)
 • Rating: Unrated

Blackbeard: (looking at Homer and Marge's wedding picture) Arrgh! This be some sort of treasure map!
Benedict Arnold: Give me that, you idiot! You can't read!
 • Rating: Unrated

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