Lionel Hutz: First, some ground rules: Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour. Devil Flanders: Agreed! Number two, the jury will be chosen by me! Lionel Hutz: Agreed. No, wait-- Devil Flanders: Silence! I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon-- Nixon: But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook. Devil Flanders: Hey, listen; I did a favor for you! Nixon: Yes, master. Devil Flanders: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers! Simpsons: Ahh!
Lisa: Grampa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires. Lisa: But no. We killed Mr. Burns. Homer: You have to kill the head vampire. Lisa: You're the head vampire? Marge: No, I'm the head vampire. (Lets out an evil laugh) Lisa: Mom? Marge: Well I do have a life outside this house, you know.