The Simpsons Quotes
I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?Homer
Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Homer: Simpler times.
I didn't write it. I bought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in America. I didn't think you'd find out because I never thought any of us would go anywhere.Moleman
Lenny: No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.Lisa
Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!Homer
Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.Homer
Squaky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.Bart
Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Bart: Now you're not.
Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.Homer
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!Homer
It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.Don