I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?

Homer

Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Homer: Simpler times.

I didn't write it. I bought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in America. I didn't think you'd find out because I never thought any of us would go anywhere.

Moleman

Lenny: No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
Burns: Never!

For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.

Lisa

Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!

Homer

Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.

Homer

Squaky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.

Bart

Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Milhouse: Booyah!
Bart: Now you're not.

Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.

Homer

I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!

Homer

It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.

Don

The Simpsons Quotes

Sir, I got carsick in your office.

Ralph

Mr. Burns: (reading Homer's letter) "Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great." Why Simpson, you've made my day, you're a true gentlemen.
Homer: Well I-
Mr. Burns: Hello, there's more. (continues reading) "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"