Sundays 8:00 PM on FOX
The-simpsons

Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.

Ned

Beware, rabbits. I spy with my transplanted eyes.

Burns

Lisa: How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?
Marge: What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?
Lisa: Not to.

  • Permalink:
  • Added:

Simpson, there;s going to be a heart in my hand, either paper or yours.

Nelson

I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands who wear those glasses.

Marge

Bart: Homer, Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.

I cannot hide the snide inside!

Comic book guy

The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...

Comic Book Guy

Nerds don't get girls!

Comic Book Guy

I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation - Homer Simpson.

FBI Agent

Lenny(on piracy): That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.
Carl: All we want is brand new, big-budget entertainment in our homes for nothing. Why doesn't Hollywood get that?

That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.

Homer
Displaying quotes 37 - 48 of 3391 in total

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

x Close Ad