The Simpsons Quotes
Homie, the fantasy draft just ended. I got you five kickers. It is called football, right?Marge
"Quagmire who? That's an excellent question."Homer
"My dad gave me a gun to hide."Meg
"No one ever told me I mattered before."Meg
"You bring home two bands of hippie murderers…"Homer
How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine.Krusty
Bart: I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
Krusty: I've never said no to a binge.
Rabbi Krustofski: What did the burning bush say?
Krusty: It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?
No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at.Krusty
Come back, I'm a clown. I can't afford to look ridiculous.Krusty
Homer: Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird store that if we went back to find it it wouldn't be there anymore?
Homer: Marge, who would give up eating steak in the matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?
Marge: We don't have that movie here.