It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf

Homer

It's like they don't care if you make money, as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?

Marge

Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!

Grandpa

Well family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.

Homer

Bart: What's your soda refill policy?
Marge: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Homer: Careful Marge, that's how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.

Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies?

Lisa

She's under a lot of stress, her husband's at sea.

Lisa

Homie, the fantasy draft just ended. I got you five kickers. It is called football, right?

Marge

"Quagmire who? That's an excellent question."

Homer

"My dad gave me a gun to hide."

Meg

"No one ever told me I mattered before."

Meg

"You bring home two bands of hippie murderers…"

Homer

The Simpsons Quotes

Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge! We haven't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart