The Simpsons Quotes
Skinner: So from now on our cafeteria will only serve delicious Stuffwich's heroes, hoagies, and torpedoes.
Nelson: What about po' boys?
Skinner: Sorry, Nelson. Poor boys, such as yourself, will go hungry.
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The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.Homer
Skinner! I have seven other principals, and I've never yelled their names. Not even once.Superintendent
Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?Dolph
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Emojis! Now she's gone to far.Homer
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Kettle-corn, the heroin of the farmer's market.Homer
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That's the great thing about art, everyone can have their opinion about why it sucks.Homer
Simpson, I won't forget this. From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys.Nelson
Dolph: I'm going to kiss the ground.
Kearney: Loser, you're gay for the ground.
Dolph: Well, you're gay for homophobia.
Kearney: Wow, you just made me gay for tolerance.
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Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?Homer
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.Homer
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Bart's usually first in line for taco night, but now he's muy tarde. Is it alright to say tarde?Marge
Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?
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