Homer: I don't need a soccer lecture from a hillbilly!
Cletus: That's hill-william to you, sir!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

The Shadow Knight shall rule no more, we spilt his blood upon the floor. With a high and a ho and a trolley-lolley-lay, it's a jolly, merry month of May.

</i> Everyone

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: Aw, our kids use to be so cute.
Bart: Used to?
Homer: Oh, deal with it!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(About the album) It was like a resume to a man.

Marge

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• Added: December 22, 2010

I don't need to make a wish, because I already have this wonderful family . . . I wish for infinity hamburgers.

</i> Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

What's with technology today? I-Pod, I-Tunes, I give up!

Krusty Doll

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Krusty Doll: Where do kids today get these band names? The Kinks? The Stones? Sounds like my last physical!
Bart: Ha ha, references.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: Look at those celebrities, I've met them all, and yet they don't acknowledge my existence.
Betty White: Hello Homer, have you lost weight?
Homer: Oh like you care Betty White.
Betty White: Tell me, how's Maggie?
Homer: Her name is Marge!
Betty White: I was talking about your baby.
Homer: Oh, uh, she's looking very (Snaps picture) SNAPPY!
Betty White: Thanks for taking my picture. If you want me to sign it, here's a stamped self-addressed envelope, and give Santa's Little Helper a big hug for me.
Homer: (shakes fist) Yeah, that's right, just walk away.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(Marge reads The Inquisitor at the Quik-E-Mart)
Marge: Sideshow Mel is in a custody battle? And it's getting bitter?
Apu: Read one more thing, and it's a purchase!
Marge: "Experts disagree on location of Heaven"?
Apu: Purchase!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Can't I even have privacy here!?
(Camera pans to Homer showering under a fire hydrant.)

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Waitress: Stem cell fajita?
Rainer: Leave the tray.

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• Added: December 22, 2010