I was killed--by my own son!

</i> Marge

"For entertainment purposes only, credit card information may be sold to Korean gangsters . . ."

</i>

(About the album) It was like a resume to a man.

Marge

(sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!

Homer

Homer: Aw, our kids use to be so cute.
Bart: Used to?
Homer: Oh, deal with it!

(Marge reads The Inquisitor at the Quik-E-Mart)
Marge: Sideshow Mel is in a custody battle? And it's getting bitter?
Apu: Read one more thing, and it's a purchase!
Marge: "Experts disagree on location of Heaven"?
Apu: Purchase!

What's with technology today? I-Pod, I-Tunes, I give up!

Krusty Doll

Krusty Doll: Where do kids today get these band names? The Kinks? The Stones? Sounds like my last physical!
Bart: Ha ha, references.

I don't need to make a wish, because I already have this wonderful family . . . I wish for infinity hamburgers.

</i> Homer

First Amendment rules, privacy drools!

Homer

Waitress: Stem cell fajita?
Rainer: Leave the tray.

(slowly) How do you want your comeuppance? 8x10, or wallet size!?

Homer

The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes

(Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!

Ralph

(Lisa spots Bart and his Blues muscian friends hanging out in the attic.)
Lisa: Bart! What are you doing here?
Bart: Uh, (Stammers) not smoking reefer.
Blues Musician: Uh, that's right. We--we all not smokin' reefer.