I was killed--by my own son!

</i> Marge

"For entertainment purposes only, credit card information may be sold to Korean gangsters . . ."

</i>

(About the album) It was like a resume to a man.

Marge

(sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!

Homer

Homer: Aw, our kids use to be so cute.
Bart: Used to?
Homer: Oh, deal with it!

(Marge reads The Inquisitor at the Quik-E-Mart)
Marge: Sideshow Mel is in a custody battle? And it's getting bitter?
Apu: Read one more thing, and it's a purchase!
Marge: "Experts disagree on location of Heaven"?
Apu: Purchase!

What's with technology today? I-Pod, I-Tunes, I give up!

Krusty Doll

Krusty Doll: Where do kids today get these band names? The Kinks? The Stones? Sounds like my last physical!
Bart: Ha ha, references.

I don't need to make a wish, because I already have this wonderful family . . . I wish for infinity hamburgers.

</i> Homer

First Amendment rules, privacy drools!

Homer

Waitress: Stem cell fajita?
Rainer: Leave the tray.

(slowly) How do you want your comeuppance? 8x10, or wallet size!?

Homer

The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes

(reading his poem)
There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.

Homer

(to Marge about her Internet surfing success) I'm proud of you, Mom! You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.

Lisa