The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes
I was killed--by my own son!</i> Marge
"For entertainment purposes only, credit card information may be sold to Korean gangsters . . ."</i>
(About the album) It was like a resume to a man.Marge
(sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!Homer
Homer: Aw, our kids use to be so cute.
Bart: Used to?
Homer: Oh, deal with it!
(Marge reads The Inquisitor at the Quik-E-Mart)
Marge: Sideshow Mel is in a custody battle? And it's getting bitter?
Apu: Read one more thing, and it's a purchase!
Marge: "Experts disagree on location of Heaven"?
What's with technology today? I-Pod, I-Tunes, I give up!Krusty Doll
Krusty Doll: Where do kids today get these band names? The Kinks? The Stones? Sounds like my last physical!
Bart: Ha ha, references.
I don't need to make a wish, because I already have this wonderful family . . . I wish for infinity hamburgers.</i> Homer
First Amendment rules, privacy drools!Homer
Waitress: Stem cell fajita?
Rainer: Leave the tray.
(slowly) How do you want your comeuppance? 8x10, or wallet size!?Homer