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I was killed--by my own son!

</i> Marge

"For entertainment purposes only, credit card information may be sold to Korean gangsters . . ."

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(About the album) It was like a resume to a man.

Marge

(sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!

Homer

Homer: Aw, our kids use to be so cute.
Bart: Used to?
Homer: Oh, deal with it!

(Marge reads The Inquisitor at the Quik-E-Mart)
Marge: Sideshow Mel is in a custody battle? And it's getting bitter?
Apu: Read one more thing, and it's a purchase!
Marge: "Experts disagree on location of Heaven"?
Apu: Purchase!

What's with technology today? I-Pod, I-Tunes, I give up!

Krusty Doll

Krusty Doll: Where do kids today get these band names? The Kinks? The Stones? Sounds like my last physical!
Bart: Ha ha, references.

I don't need to make a wish, because I already have this wonderful family . . . I wish for infinity hamburgers.

</i> Homer

First Amendment rules, privacy drools!

Homer

Waitress: Stem cell fajita?
Rainer: Leave the tray.

(slowly) How do you want your comeuppance? 8x10, or wallet size!?

Homer
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The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes

Bart: Finally someone who does whatever I say!
Milhouse: Hey, Bart. I shaved my head like you told me.
Bart: Get lost!
Milhouse: Yes, master!

Did someone say snack?

Homer