The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes
Homer: Permission to moan?
Judge Harm: I'll allow it.
(Homer makes a loud and long moan.)
I thought bankruptcy was the cool law. The one that says, "Dude, don't worry about it, I got this."Homer
Accountant: Three subscriptions to Vanity Fair?
Homer: I've got three bathrooms, don't I?
(Bart and Lisa are playing Ping Pong.)
Bart: Lower the draw bridge!
Lisa: What's the password?
Bart: (slowly) I love my sister.
Selma: Wanna split a basket of garlic bread?
Grampa: Slow down you hussie!
Build a fart, I love it! (Laughs hard)Bart
Patty: Hello, Homer.
Homer: (screams) Selma!
(Patty takes pin out of hair)
Patty: It's me, Patty.
Homer: (screams) Patty!
Selma: Now, we are on our honeymoon
Grampa: I thought we were at the circus, Lisa.
Selma: Whoa boy.
(about nursing home) This place is way too expensive. I saw you doing a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle!Homer
Homer: Okay everyone ahead is my big surprise!
(Bart, Lisa, and Marge fall down the stairs.)
Homer: Watch out for the stairs.
Dad, do you know what you were kissing? Do you? Do you?Homer