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I was killed--by my own son!

</i> Marge

Bart: Mom, I'm going to give you life the way I imagined you gave me life--by pressing Alt-F5 repeatedly! (His game character places a zapping gaze into her eyes as she's brought back to life, then he groans and drops to the floor)
Marge: Bart, you brought me back to life (Sees her character now exhibits the lower part of a pig) as best you could.
Nelson: HA-HAAH!!! (His character is a human head with pigeon wings who flies overhead, makes fun of her, then bumps into a wall and drops into a torch, getting incinerated in the process.)

What's with technology today? I-Pod, I-Tunes, I give up!

Krusty Doll

(Marge reads The Inquisitor at the Quik-E-Mart)
Marge: Sideshow Mel is in a custody battle? And it's getting bitter?
Apu: Read one more thing, and it's a purchase!
Marge: "Experts disagree on location of Heaven"?
Apu: Purchase!

Krusty Doll: Where do kids today get these band names? The Kinks? The Stones? Sounds like my last physical!
Bart: Ha ha, references.

Now Maggie, I had to use your car seat to hold the new TV Guide, so I'm gonna hang you from the mirror.

Homer

Can't I even have privacy here!?
(Camera pans to Homer showering under a fire hydrant.)

Homer

(to Paris Texan) Hey Paris! I saw an ugly part of your body on the internet, your face!

Bart

(sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!

Homer
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