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(sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!

Homer

(to Paris Texan) Hey Paris! I saw an ugly part of your body on the internet, your face!

Bart

Now Maggie, I had to use your car seat to hold the new TV Guide, so I'm gonna hang you from the mirror.

Homer

Waitress: Stem cell fajita?
Rainer: Leave the tray.

(slowly) How do you want your comeuppance? 8x10, or wallet size!?

Homer

Can't I even have privacy here!?
(Camera pans to Homer showering under a fire hydrant.)

Homer

(About the album) It was like a resume to a man.

Marge

Do you know how many fires are started by birthday candles? If you do, tell me. It would settle a bet down at the station house. I say five, Gus says a million.

Firefighter

Dad, you're out of shape even for an American.

Lisa
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