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Lisa: Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
Bart: You're right. Let's watch TV.

(about a school assignment) The Internet wrote it, I just handed it in.

Bart

Oh boy, dinner time! The perfect break between work and drunk!

Homer

(Marge is suspicious of Homer, who is wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.)
Marge: Homer, where are you going?
Homer: Work.
Marge: It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday.
Homer: I, uh, have to... count the atoms at the nuclear plant. Conservation of mass! It's the law!

I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy!

Marge

Donny: Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple." Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
Mrs. Krabappel: (Sighs) Pretty much.

(After the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion.)
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! (Pause) Skinner?
Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.
Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.

I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.

Lisa

The rat symbolizes obviousness!

</i> Ralph Wiggum
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