The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 20 Quotes

Season 20 Episode 21: "Coming to Homerica"

Homer: Do you see now why we need that wall, Marge?
Marge: BUILD IT, HOMER! BUILD IT TALL AS THE SKY AND DEEPER THAN HELL!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Milhouse: Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans country!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: What's wrong, old friend? Can't sleep? (his stomach is rumbling) Aww. Would some warm beer settle you down? (his stomach continues rumbling) Uh-oh. (gets up and runs off) Those barley burgers were tainted! Why did I eat twelve of them?! Why?! (runs to a bathroom door, only to find Marge using it)
Marge: Taken!
[Homer shuts the bathroom door, and runs upstairs to another bathroom door, only to find Bart using it.]
Bart: Occupied!
[Homer runs to another bathroom door, only to find Lisa using it.]
Lisa: Hurling!
[Homer runs, looks both ways, runs into Lisa's bedroom, and vomits into her saxophone; his mouth gets stuck trying to get it out.]
Homer: Uh-oh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Men, our negative energy has been harnessed to help keep Springfield's borders secure from Ogdenvillians. But first, our group needs a name that evokes America's proud history of citizens rising up to defend our way of life.
Cletus: The Klan?
Homer: Well, there are no bad ideas, but let's keep trying.
Cletus: The Nazis?
Homer: Okay, you stop trying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 20 Episode 20: "Four Great Women and a Manicure"

Homer: (After a dying Sideshow Mel praises William Shakespeare.) Well, if you see him in Heaven... tell him he sucks!
 • Rating: Unrated

King Julio: Normally I love to see flaming dream boats heading my way but not like this baby!! Not like this!!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Patty: I don't need a man, for I have England!
Moe: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
 • Rating: Unrated

King Julio: (about Lenny) Guards take him away and put things inside of him!
Guard: Nice things?
Julio: No, not nice things!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer (as Macbeth): Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
to the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 20 Episode 19: "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"

Bart: Get a room!
Homer: Come on boy, be cool.
Bart: But-
Homer: Be cool or you're grounded!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Please, just stay there until Bart graduates from high school.
Homer: Ohhh, that's another 20 or 30 years!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Lisa sneaks backstage in a catering tray)
Alaska Nebraska: I am so tired of fans in my food.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 20 Episode 18: "Father Knows Worst"

Homer: I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't mean everybody everybody, hope you don't mind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: I've never been called "fierce" before. "Strident." "Hectoring" has been tossed around.
 • Rating: Unrated

[Throwing an old water heater in the attic.]
Marge: Five more water heaters and we get a free water heater.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 20 Episode 17: "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"

Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of--A girl!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned Flanders: Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
Reverend Lovejoy: Is that really devil's food?
Ned Flanders: No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top.
Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm, I thought so.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: (crying) I can't believe Jenny dumped me.
Homer: Now, now, boy. Girls come and go, but you'll always have your family.
Bart: Ahhhh! (starts sobbing loudly)
Homer: (also starts sobbing) You're right! You're right!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenny: Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?
Bart: Not our entire relationship. Just the stuff I said.
 • Rating: Unrated

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