The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 23 Quotes
Homer: And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Moe: Hey Homer, I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.
Marge
Marge: Homer, I'm a single mother, trying to raise a family here.
Homer: But you're not-
Marge: Just zip it.
Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.
Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
Choke on my numb blue hands.
Homer
Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
It's so diverse. I've died and gone to a PBS kid's show.
Lisa
Bart's been raptured and his crap's been craptured.
Homer
Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.
Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!
Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.
Homer
