The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 23 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 23 Episode 19: "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"

Homer: Bart's been raptured and his crap's been craptured.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 18: "Beware My Cheating Bart"

Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 23 Episode 17: "Them, Robot"

Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy!
Robot: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.
Robot: We are the same temperature we have always been.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who's to blame?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: If we've learned anything from the Full Monty, it's that in a tough economy ugly people strip for money.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 23 Episode 16: "How I Wet Your Mother"

Homer: Attention lovers of free office supplies - come and steal things you can easily afford!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer (on the Uralarm): Now that's what I call looking out for number one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me and you just want to go to the lost and found.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dream Apu: Homer, you do not yet understand the meaning of karma
Homer: But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?
Dream Apu: That is beside the point, ok?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 15: "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"

Milhouse: Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher.
 • Rating: Unrated

Apu: For once the Indian has been outsourced.
 • Rating: Unrated

Apu: Convenience forever, freshness never!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something. Bart: It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 23 Episode 14: "At Long Last Leave"

Otto: I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor. Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer (on Maggie): Let her slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.
Carl: No
Homer: That's not a choice you get to make.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: Oh, I always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech. Good luck patching pot holes and stuffing pillows now!
 • Rating: Unrated

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