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Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.

Homer

Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy!
Robot: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

Homer: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.
Robot: We are the same temperature we have always been.

I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who's to blame?

Homer

If we've learned anything from the Full Monty, it's that in a tough economy ugly people strip for money.

Barney

Attention lovers of free office supplies - come and steal things you can easily afford!

Homer

Now that's what I call looking out for number one.

Homer (on the Uralarm)

Lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me and you just want to go to the lost and found.

Homer

Dream Apu: Homer, you do not yet understand the meaning of karma
Homer: But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?
Dream Apu: That is beside the point, ok?

Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher.

Milhouse

For once the Indian has been outsourced.

Apu

Convenience forever, freshness never!

Apu
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The Simpsons Season 23 Quotes

I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.

Sea Captain

I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.

Homer
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