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The-simpsons

Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.

It's so diverse. I've died and gone to a PBS kid's show.

Lisa

Bart's been raptured and his crap's been craptured.

Homer

Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.

Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!

Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.

Homer

Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.

Homer

Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy!
Robot: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

Homer: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.
Robot: We are the same temperature we have always been.

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