The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 3 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 3 Episode 10: "Flaming Moe's"

Homer: What is it boy? Is anything the matter my son? Talk to me young man..... say your name? Why should I do that my lad?
Bart: Because I'm jinxed dammit! (Homer punches him) Ow! What was that for?
Homer: You spoke while you were jinxed so I got to punch you in the arm!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Could I get a beer?
Moe: Oh yeah, sure.... oh sorry, I forgot we're out of beer.
Homer: Aaaaaah!
Moe: Oh I know, I got behind on my beer payment, the distributor cut me off, and I spent my last ten grand on the love tester. (Homer sucks the taps). It's too late Homer, Barney sucked it dry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: It passed the first test...I didn't go blind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Collette: Barkeep, I couldn't help noticing your sign.
Moe: What, the one that says 'Bartenders do it till you barf'?
 • Rating: Unrated

Moe: Well It's hard to say, He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Wha? I'm sorry, Homer I couldn't hear you
Homer: I said you just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Huh?
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Homer you're going to have to speak up!
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer, Moe!
Moe: I've forced myself to wha?
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Homer.. I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Homer: You just lost yourself a customer!
Moe: Yeah you can use it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe.
Marge: Bart, are you going to Moe the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me Moe money.
Marge:I Moe, I Moe!
Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe.
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we Moe to the Moevies? There's a Moetinee.
Marge: Of course, All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe.
Bart: Moemomoemoe?
Marge: Momomoemoe!
Lisa: Moememoemoemoe!
Bart: Momomomoe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moe: Business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Hey, what's this?
Moe: A sneeze guard.
Barney: (sneezes) Wow, it really works!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: How could you do this to me Moe? This bar was going under and it was my drink that saved it. If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Ah my new watering hole. (goes inside, barman pulls a shotgun on him)
Barman: Whadda you want?
Homer: A beer!
Barman: Okay then. (gives him a beer in a filthy glass)
Homer: Can I have a clean glass? (barman cleans glass)
Barman: (annoyed) Here you go, your majesty!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams the door, then put his head back round) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
Marge: Well, duh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Where's that waitress of yours?
Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career. Frankly, I think she was better off here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
Homer: He's not so fat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kent: And we visit with heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum, who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.
Tatum: That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you'll know I really (bleep)-ed up bad.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moe: Gin and tonic? Do they mix?
 • Rating: Unrated

Selma: (showing slides) And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets. (next slide, shows Patty's hairy-leg) As you can see, we never did get the hang of it.
Bart: Aye, carumba!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: (talking about Patty's leg) As I stared up at that hairy yellow drumstick, I knew I needed a drink.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: (talking about his drink) I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Moe: (after drinking the Flaming Homer) Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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