Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Jeremy: Don't give me some crap speech about how I need to be the man of the house.
Alaric: Okay. I won't.
Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.
Damon [to Stefan]
Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.
Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.
When he looks at me, all he see is a broken toy.
Elena [on Stefan]
I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.
Damon
Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Bonnie: Please.
Stefan: We're... gonna kill Katherine.
Rebekah: I'm merely stating the facts. Jeremy has the spell on his body. Bonnie's the witch that unseals the cure. Shane is the human compass. You and I have the tombstone which does God knows what. And Elena has no point.
Damon: What about me?
Rebekah: You have a nice behind.
Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin. It's flawless.
Damon
If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.
Damon
Stefan: Where is she now?
Damon: Maybe eating a hot dog... vendor.
I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.
Caroline
