The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Stefan: Never have I ever had a ghost try to burn me alive.
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I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.Damon
One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.Jeremy
We have this dorm room all to ourselves for a whole weekend and you wanna talk logistics?Bonnie
Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?
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For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride.Caroline
Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?Damon
Stefan: I'll always love you, Elena.
Elena: I'll always love you, too.
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[to Elena] It was real. We fell in love on our own.Stefan
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Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.Enzo
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Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?Damon
Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother.
Elena: That’s one way to change the subject.
Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.
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You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.Damon
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Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.
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