Caroline: What took you so long to answer your phone?
Enzo: My fingers were covered in blood and my touchscreen wouldn't work.

Jo: Why don't you just compel me out of the way? Look don't you think it's about time we level with each other?
Alaric: Okay, how's this: my best friend, he just came from the dead but now i have to save him from a vampire hunter before he's driven across an anti-magic border and killed...again. So here's some friendly advice: it's probably a good idea to stay as far away from me as possible.

So am I your last stop on the Stefan Salvatore apology tour?

Caroline

When did Stefan's compass become the new true north?

Enzo

I want my memories back.

Elena

She loved you too much and it was killing her.

Alaric [to Damon]

Alaric: Damon is going to kill me.
Elena: You're un-killable.
Alaric: Doesn't mean he won't try!

You have no idea how long I wanted to hear you breathe.

Damon [to Elena]

Well you didn't think I was gone gone, I promised you an eternity of misery.

Damon [to Stefan]

LIam: You're still hung up on your ex. Overly ambitious pre-med student desperate to become a doctor so she can prove to the guy who dumped her that he messed up big time.
Elena: Actually, he died.

Me. I say. Because I will kill Kai and anyone who comes in the way of me going home.

Damon

I am dead because of you! Because you lied to me about who you were! Until your friend Enzo turned me into something straight out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Ivy

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.