The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Damon: Eh, a hundred and fifty years is a long time to care.
Elena: Says the guy who pined for Katherine Pierce for a century and a half.
Lily: I took your advice and I've been dabbling on Stefan's computer. What a wondrous invention -- all that knowledge.
Damon: And videos of cats riding robot vacuum cleaners.
[to Elena] You're lucky you're adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.Damon
Jo: I'm marrying an idiot. You could have died today.
Alaric: As opposed to any other day?
It must be so exhausting overthinking everything, denying your own urge to kill and just be done with them.Stefan
Elena: [to Lily] You've been in here for over a century.
Damon: Yeah, I would've come by sooner but I thought you were safe and sound in the family crypt. My bad.
Damon: Hello, mother.
Jo: I've thought about it and anyone named Alaric should not be allowed to name another human.
Alaric: I didn't name me!
[to Caroline] You are an embarrassment to humanity-free vampires everywhere.Stefan
Stefan: Neat, organized Caroline staying within the lines. Good at control, terrible at revenge.
Caroline: I dismantled your bike.
Stefan: I tore your director's head off with my teeth.
Elena: Is this presentable attire by 1903 standards?
Damon: Whoa, who said you were coming?
Elena: To meet the woman who gave birth to the two epic loves of my life? Me.
Kai: Damn. Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back.
Bonnie: You know, he's no longer a thing and neither is that joke.