The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 9)

Season 4 Episode 2: "Memorial"

Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we're having sex.
Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we'd explode.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: Pick your meal. You've got Asian fusion... Mexican... What about some good old American comfort food?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: Am I wearing my 'I blew up the Council' t-shirt?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Stefan: You're here. And you're alive. Ish.
 • Rating: 3.2 / 5.0

Damon: Vampires eat people! It's part of the natural food period.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon [on Elena]: You better hope she's not a fan of Bambi.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: I'm going to pretend like there's someone there because the alternative is too damn depressing.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 1: "Growing Pains"

Matt: You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
Damon: Yes I can.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rebekah: I'd say you have less than three hours to feed before I get to watch you die all over again. My day just got a whole lot better.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Caroline: I need to go sanitize my mouth.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Caroline: You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid-vampire sex.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Damon: Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Klaus/Tyler: You incessant woman! Hey Mom! What's up?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Oh my God... Did I just say 'cross that bridge?
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Elena: I never thought I'd be saying this, but I can't stop thinking about blood.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Jeremy: I need my sister. Not another one of THEM.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Stefan [to Matt]: You don't have to live with that. You get to live with that...every morning you get out of bed you sure better earn it.
 • Rating: 3.2 / 5.0

Pastor Young: Where ever you go, Salvatore Brothers seem to follow.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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