The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3 Episode 9: "Homecoming"

Stefan: I’m one hundred and sixty two years old and I’m going to a homecoming dance. I need better ties.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Katherine: Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, It keeps trying to fight its way back in. Sometimes I let it.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: We're never getting Elena back, yo uknow that, don't you?
Elena: Then we'll have to let him go.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Elena: We'll survive this. We always survive.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Tyler: Klaus can't be killed. I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Do you trust me?
Elena: Yes.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bonnie: He fell in love with his ghost girlfriend and lied about it. What's done is done.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rebekah: Whatever father rubbish you're thinking, save it. Nothing you say matters to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 8: "Ordinary People"

Damon: I went behind your back. I freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger d**k than ever. It’s just, now, he’s a d**k that’s on our side.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rebekah: He’s a vampire. We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans and their silly, little lives.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Alaric: Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Elena: She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Alaric:As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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