So now I have a Stage 10 cancer patient, which by the way doesn't exist, who is beyond terminally ill, and a vampire, meaning all of his emotions are heightened and he can't die.

Jo

Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.

Damon

Why are we talking about spending spring break anywhere other than this tiny bed.

Liv

Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo

I've never felt more alive.

Elena

22 hours and 18 minutes, that's how long supernaturals have been allowed back in Mystic Falls again and I already know someone who's dead because of it.

Matt

Okay cause that's the first thing I want to see this morning.

Stefan [to Jeremy topless]

Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?

A friend? Stefan I know all of your friends. Elena. Me. That's it.

Caroline [to Stefan]

You actually think I'd watch this sober?

Alaric

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon