The Vampire Diaries Quotes
So she carried two lives in her womb. She gave birth to them. And now she plans to turn those cooing little faces over to Alaric without so much as a hiccup of hesitation. You’re right. That sounds like the Caroline I remember.
Klaus [to Stefan]
Doubtful. We only go to New Orleans for crappy booze and Klaus blood.
Damon
Caroline: One, these babies aren’t mine. They’re Ric’s.
Klaus: Yes, that’s been made abundantly clear to me by your boyfriend.
Caroline: Two, I didn’t call you. I called Stefan. Yes, my boyfriend. Who is currently running for his life while I sit here playing worst case scenario. Except these babies, who aren’t mine, won’t stop crying, and now this entire diner hates me, so if you could stop gloating in the face of my misery, that would be very much appreciated.
Stefan: So, how are Elijah and, uh, whoever else you brought back from the dead?
Klaus: Oh, you know the Mikaelsons. Never a dull moment.
Damon: Go ahead. Let it all out, Bonnie. I’m a vile cheater. I couldn’t even wait a year.
Bonnie: Are you kidding me? The last thing anyone wants to deal with for the next six decades is a cranky, bitter, sexless Damon Salvatore, okay?
Stefan: This is the only way I could stop her.
Caroline: I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.
What’d you do? Couldn’t be worse than whatever was wearing that jean skirt.
Bonnie [to Damon]
I need a drink. And a buddy. And right now you are my only buddy available to drink. I’m overlooking the fact that you nearly killed me the last time we hung out.
Bonnie
You wanna send me back to Hell? Well let me tell you something, lady. I’m already there.
Damon
Enzo? Remember Thanksgiving in 1953? We were locked up and I told you I was thankful for you through that little hole in the wall. I take that back.
Damon
Huh. You know? You look a lot like my girlfriend and her three doppelgängers.
Damon [to Rayna]
I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.
Bonnie [to Mary Louise]
