The Vampire Diaries Quotes
As a man of science, I always considered magic a treat. Turns out, I cheat.Dr. Wes
Katherine: You two have been tucked away, canoodling?
Nadia: I don't even know what that means.
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The bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there's normally good news.
You are not turning Damon's roosting chickens into a Stefan Salvatore guilt trip.
I mean I've seen Damon at his worst Caroline and I actually think he enjoys the way it makes him feel. It's like the more pain he can cause, the more reasons there are for people to hate him. He wants to confirm everyone's lowest expectations of him.Stefan
Do you like who I am or do you miss who I was?Katherine [to Stefan]
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I'm the only non bitter person at this bitter ball.Katherine
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Bonnie: She would kill you.
Damon: Cool and then me and all her dopplegangers can start a baseball team on the other side.
Bonnie we're happy, can't we just act like it?Jeremy
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I can be bitter, party of one.Caroline
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Stefan: Come on Damon, you're better than this.
Damon: On the contrary brother, I'm better like this.
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I happen to like my old sadistic self?Damon
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You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.Damon
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Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.
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