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Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.
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How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."Jeremy
Turns out Elena's friends were right. The world does revolve around her.Liv
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All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.Damon
Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.Damon
It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.Damon
Like a perky blonde angel of death.Enzo [to Caroline]
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We are still bad for each other and we are still broken up.Elena [to Damon]
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I have the antidote, though from the looks of it you'd both rather be dead.Enzo
Who volunteers themselves for witchy electro shock therapy?Caroline
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I killed him to convince myself that you were right, that I was the type of person who could kill in cold blood and I was never gonna change.Damon
Damon: The second we're cured of this and don't wanna rip each other's heads off, I am gonna hunt you down and give you the most mind blowing night of your life.
Elena: I think I can schedule you in.
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