I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.

Bonnie [to Mary Louise]

Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.

Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.

You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.

Caroline [to Valerie]

Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.

You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.


I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.


What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?


It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.


Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.


I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.


Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?


Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.