Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes" Quotes
Alan: I haven't had any pride since the gym showers in seventh grade.
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Alan: I can't possibly produce enough sperm or blood to get myself out of the hole i'm in.
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Alan: In the dating game, wedding rings are like kryptonite. If superman was a vagina.
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Walden: Your son makes one heck of a wingman.
Jake: You make it easy boss.
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