Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9: "A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes" Quotes
I haven't had any pride since the gym showers in seventh grade.Alan
I can't possibly produce enough sperm or blood to get myself out of the hole i'm in.Alan
In the dating game, wedding rings are like kryptonite. If superman was a vagina.Alan
Walden: Your son makes one heck of a wingman.
Jake: You make it easy boss.