Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Dog Food" Quotes
Alan: The only reason to wear a hat on a date is to cover a bald spot.
Walden: Here you go, for your next date.
• Rating: Unrated
Walden: How do I look?
Alan: Your face should be on gay money.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Alan: Remember, at grandma's we have to pee while sitting down so you don't get splatter anywhere.
Jake: I'll manage and that's how you pee anyway.
• Rating: Unrated
Berta: This guy is like genital herpes. once you got him, you get him for life.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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