Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 13: "Grab a Feather and Get in Line" Quotes
Walden: All this is making uncomfortable, I feel puking.
Alan: Well, you are in the rig.
Britte: Alan, the big billionaire has a jet.
Alan: It slipped out when they were running away from me.
Kate: This whole time, I thought he was the douche, but turns out, you are the douche.
Alan: Unbelievable! She likes me.
My penis is like Santa Claus, I don't have to see it, I just need to believe it exists.Walden