Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line" Quotes

Walden: All this is making uncomfortable, I feel puking.
Alan: Well, you are in the rig.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britte: Alan, the big billionaire has a jet.
Alan: It slipped out when they were running away from me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Kate: This whole time, I thought he was the douche, but turns out, you are the douche.
Alan: Unbelievable! She likes me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Walden: My penis is like Santa Claus, I don't have to see it, I just need to believe it exists.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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