My penis is like Santa Claus, I don't have to see it, I just need to believe it exists.

Walden

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Character:
Walden Schmidt
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 13: "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 13 Quotes

My penis is like Santa Claus, I don't have to see it, I just need to believe it exists.

Walden

Kate: This whole time, I thought he was the douche, but turns out, you are the douche.
Alan: Unbelievable! She likes me.