Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 2: "People Who Love Peepholes" Quotes
Alan: Then we went skinny dipping. Who's idea was that?
Walden: I think we're naked.
Alan: You can ignore what's going on down there, it's morning reflex.
Begging never gets you anywhere. I say this having spent more time on my knees than any straight man in America.Alan
When i was in high school, I was dating a poster of Molly Ringwald.Alan
You're young, you're rich, you got a face that gives women an erection.Alan