Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes" Quotes
Alan: Then we went skinny dipping. Who's idea was that?
Berta: Mine.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Walden: I think we're naked.
Alan: You can ignore what's going on down there, it's morning reflex.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Alan: Begging never gets you anywhere. I say this having spent more time on my knees than any straight man in America.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alan: When i was in high school, I was dating a poster of Molly Ringwald.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alan: You're young, you're rich, you got a face that gives women an erection.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
