Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 18: "The 9.04 From Pemberton" Quotes
If there was a freeloader's Hall of Fame, my dad will be living in it... for free.Jake
Alan: You know what the problem is? Walden does not appreciate anything I bring to the party.
Lyndsey: I have never seen you bring anything to a party, except a Ziploc bag to steal the shrimp.
Berta: By the way, in case I forget, I may be a little late on Monday.
Walden: No problem, when should I expect you?