I realize I am a Tijuana doctor, but even we have scruples. I could lose my license to practice...Mexican medicine

Dr. Guevara

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Dr. Guevara: I am sorry, Señor Venture.
Dr. Venture: Doctor.
Dr. Guevara: Sí?
Dr. Venture: No, 'Doctor Venture'. What's Mexican for 'doctor'?
Dr. Guevara: Doctor.

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Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers

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The Master: Did you know he's uncircumcised? Yeah, Mr. Baldie will forever wear his turtleneck.
Triana: That's so gross! Do I have to break his heart?
The Master: No, but you do have to clean his penis with a Q-Tip.

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Billy Quizboy: It's out! I did it. So, am I part of the Triad.
The Alchemist: Triad implies three. So...
Billy Quizboy: All right. Then you guys have to pay my rather steep fee.
The Alchemist: Welcome to the Mystical Order of the Trilogy, Special Brother Billy!

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Hank: What's with the suit?
Dean: Is it illegal to look good?
Hank: In this house is kind of is.

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The Monarch: Sweet! So let's go with my plan to cover his compound in sticky hot sugar! Leaving him and his family to be devoured by ants! And those little ones...
Henchman 21: You mean gnats?
The Monarch: No.
Henchman 21: Chiggers?
The Monarch: Chiggers!
Monstroso: No, that plan was stupid. My plan is clean, elegant, classic. We take him down as one would take down a Mafia don. Cigar?
The Monarch: No! So then we're going with my plan to just put him in a bag and beat him with a rake?
Monstroso: No, that was also stupid.

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Henchman 21: You got lucky, old man.
Sgt. Hatred: In your dreams, fat back.

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Dean: What's our mission?
Dr. Venture: Your mission is to have the best damn home-school prom 500$ can buy!

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Let me show you what a Batman-filled, Brocked-trained Venture can do

Hank

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The Monarch: And deadly! Just like the monarch butterfly of my namesake.
Henchman: Wha? Butterflies aren't deadly

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Dean: And I thought I was the smart one.
Hank: Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.
Dean: We don't have a mom, Hank

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