He get's that way around death, it's like he is in a Creed video.

Eros

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Kikai: Master I have news of Doctor Venture's lastest invention. Yesterday's New York Herald - science section.
Otaku Senzuri: Thank you, Kikai - you have served your master well. [shoots needle into Kikai's neck]
Kikai: Ergghhh! Wow, thanks - you totally got the kink out of it, and hey I don't wanna smoke any more either

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Monstroso: Let me tuck you in. Is that too tight?
Billy: There is no blood getting to my face.

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Dean: I think we just graduated
Hank: We did? Does that mean we can finally ditch these nerd pods and get bunk beds?

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You're lucky you were not on duty when he had a conjugal visit with a freaking shoe.

Guard

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Hank: I am not going to College!
Dr. Venture: Darn tootin' your not. Now get back in that bed until you graduate.

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Col. Hunter Gathers: He came highly recommended. Suppose to be an expert.
Brock: An expert at what? Poopy??

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Hank: I want to join up with you guys.
Col. Hunter Gathers: Well, my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to give them a shotgun wedding. Now beat it!

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I thought I had to poop. It was just you in there.

Prof. Impossible

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Pirate Captain: We grow our own pot and legalize the gay marriage.
Shoreleave: I am going to retire here.

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You don't want my life. What do I have to show for it? Metal plate in my chest, Vatican karate gorilla blood on my hands, and a foot locker full of manbro viles.

Brock

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Billy the Quiz Boy, and whoever you are, must come with me!

Zeus

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