Venture Brothers

Venture Brothers Quotes (Page 6)

Episode 3: "Perchance to Dean"

Dean: You're the...
Dr. Venture: Dean, we need to talk.
Dean: There is no Hair Fairy, is there?
Dr. Venture: Not even close
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 2: "Handsome Ransom"

Dr. Girlfriend [about Captain Sunshine]: What'd he do to you
The Monarch: The usual he threw me in jail. He literally threw me right into the yard of the state prison and he shouts up to the warden, "looks like this one won't be causing any more trouble." Then he flies off with this gay salute
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh my god
The Monarch: Apparently he's never heard of due process
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Monarch: Henchman 21, there's a taxi idling in the driveway awaiting his fair... slay him!

 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Monarch: How long have we been trying to kill this schmuck, ten, twenty years?
Dr. Girlfriend: I dunno, since Marky Mark had a funk bunch?
The Monarch: Do you want to know how to really hurt Venture?
Dr. Girlfriend: Not really, but as a wife I try and be supportive
The Monarch: In the pocketbook!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

The Monarch: Time to pay the piper, Venture, for admitted to my mega pillar silky issue will destroy the only living proof you've had sex, unless you give me ten million dollars
Dr. Venture: Since when did you start arching for money?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Episode 1: "Blood of the Father, Heart of Steel"

Brock: I can cross "stab Hitler to death" off my list of cool crap I thought I'd never get to do.
Hank: Brock?
Brock: Hey, Hank. Killed Hitler
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dean: Will you two stop it!
Sgt. Hatred: When the going gets tough, that boy always gets going
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: I have it figured out that if I can just skim Pop's belt buckle, the bullet will ricochet off it and kill the guy with the gun.
Sgt. Hatred: Hank, I will give you so much money to not shoot your dad
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Venture: Ah! You're getting face all over me! Hot melting face!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: You are not the boss of me
Sgt Hatred: Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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