Myka (In Pete's body): Pete get your hand off my boob.
Pete (In Myka's body): How did you know that?

Myka: Don't damage the one thing Kelly is looking forward too.
Pete: Don't worry Little Pete is made of steel.

Kelly: Ok, Chinese place on Main, and we are going Dutch.
Pete: Couldn't we go to the Dutch place on fifth and go Chinese?
Kelly: Come on slappy, before I change my mind.

Is it warm in here or am I wearing 38 Snuggies?

Claudia

Pete: I would be honored to have a life like yours.
Artie: I would be honored if you'd try for a little more.

You don't have to miss out on a real life like I did.

Artie

Kelly: Hey croissant boy, I need a prep nurse, get in here.
Pete: Ok, but I am not shaving anything.

Claudia: What do you know?
Gary: Nothing, it's just a feeling.
Claudia: Spill it Hulkling, don't make me angry.

Agent Bering, seems we are forever destined to meet at gun point.

H.G. Wells

Maybe I'm wrong, but are Artie and Vanessa sitting in a tree?

Pete

Valda: Well improvised Agent Nelson.
Artie: There is a madness to the method.

Artie: It's a museum, anything there could be an artifact. You can't let him touch anything.
Myka: Artie it's Pete, it's a win when he doesn't lick anything.

Warehouse 13 Season 2 Quotes

Myka: Pete, Artie says that H.G Wells is actually........
Pete: (With a gun at his neck) A woman, a really hot woman, maybe good with a gun.
Myka: He left out the gun part.

Myka: So do all your dates work out this way?
Pete: On a scale of 1 to 10 I am giving this one a 7.