Warehouse 13 Season 2 Quotes
Kate: This isn't an elaborate plan just to see me is it?
Pete: You're hot, but not trash your place to get a date hot.
Pete: So does this means we are friends now?
Mrs. Frederic: [Glares]
Pete: Right, see ya.
Pete (playing with teletype): News flash, stop. Bering to admit she was wrong, stop. Pig standing by for maiden flight.
Myka: Stop!
Claudia: I like Todd!
Fargo: I had a completely different thought.
Myka: How do we not end up with our brain scrambled, or fried, or blown up, or what every new way to die there could be?
Pete: Look at the bright side, I am usually within ten feet of you, so whatever terrible thing happens to you will happen to me too.
Myka: Comforting.
Pete: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa... Hugo... You go first.
Myka: Pete!
Pete: Fine, I will go first.
This is why Jedi turn to the dark side.
Fargo
Fargo: Those are my M.A.R.S.
Claudia: Hugo One has been playing with your toys. They are just for maintenance and repair right?
Fargo: Mostly.
Artie: Listen Bismarck, until you came in things were fine.
Fargo: That's Fargo.
Myka: Do you know every former warehouse agent we know is either crazy, evil, or dead?
Pete: Or all three.
Myka: I just don't understand why I had to be the model.

Pete: Well first of all, I don't have legs for a dress like that.
It's like a game of gay Clue.
Pete
