It's not a date but rather a pie slash coffee summit. You know, fix the economy settle world peace.

Claudia

Myka: What did you find?

Pete: Well I checked a few of the dressing rooms and nobody has the picture of Dorian Gray hanging up for decoration.

Claudia: What's with all the questions on my past?

Todd: It was one question. You made me ask it twice.

Pete: Best assignment ever.
Myka: Try not to be 12 years old.

Pete: Where did you learn to handle a sword like that?
Myka: Some girls play with Barbies, and some take fencing lessons.

Myka: So, Claudia... Todd is cute.
Claudia: Who? Oh? Uh, this is me ignoring you.

Myka: What happens in Doctor Doomsday?
Pete: Oh it's a really fun movie where he plays a mad scientist who blows up a whole town.
Myka: Probably less fun if you know... We all die.

Myka: Are you hit?
Pete: No, but I think my underwear is shot.

Pete: What happened?
Claudia: A gladiator just kicked your ass.

Myka: So, do you think this feels more like home now?
Pete: Nah, it's better.

God! Don't superheroes ever use stairs?

Myka

Hello square one, we meet again

Pete

Warehouse 13 Season 2 Quotes

Myka: Pete, Artie says that H.G Wells is actually........
Pete: (With a gun at his neck) A woman, a really hot woman, maybe good with a gun.
Myka: He left out the gun part.

Myka: So do all your dates work out this way?
Pete: On a scale of 1 to 10 I am giving this one a 7.